VIPKID Vibes: More Newbie Essentials and Wishlist Items

Hello, teachers! Sorry I’ve been a bit MIA. Life, right? But I’m back for more teaching goodies you might want to check out.

All of the following are available through Amazon.

This is my second list. ICYMI: VIPKID Vibes: Newbie Teacher Essentials (and Wishlist Items!)

VIPKID Merchandise

I’ve recently discovered you can buy actual VIPKID stuff through Amazon. Dino, anyone? Since the official store is down, this could be a good option if you don’t want to wait.


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VIPKID Vibes: FAQ for Newbies, Part 4

I’m back for another round of FAQ. For this installment, I’m answering questions I’ve seen on my analytic’s page over the past month or so. People who searched for these topics somehow ended up on my blog. Hopefully you’ll find this helpful!

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“student no show incentive”

I don’t know what this is! But if you’re referring to money, yes, you do get paid for a student no show. If it’s a major course class or any of the supplemental courses (grammar, phonics, reading, etc.), you get paid the full amount. If it was a short notice class, you get that bonus too! A no show for a short notice class is rare, but it does happen! If the no show is for a trial class, you get paid half–which is one of the reasons I don’t do trials.

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“translate my english into chinese”

I did an entire post about translating feedback, which you can read here: VIPKID Vibes: Reasons Why You Should Translate Your Feedback I don’t translate my feedback these days, but only because I’ve taught so many classes now that I have almost every lesson’s feedback pre-written. When you’re starting out, I still recommend plugging what you’ve written into Google Translate.

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“booking my first class”

You can read my experience here: My First Class With VIPKID!

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VIPKID Vibes: My New Disclaimer

Hello, there! I’m still amazed at the traffic I receive for my VIPKID posts, namely the short notice one. It’s not hundreds a day or anything, but compared to my other posts–some getting ZERO traffic–VIPKID posts are definitely popular. I’m glad they’re useful. Or entertaining. Hopefully both.

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VIPKID Vibes: The Gnat Student

Let me start by saying, yes, I’m aware I have yet to write a post about Journey, and at this point, I’m not sure if I will.

But today’s topic is one that fuels my teacher fire. Few parts of this gig get under my skin, but what I like to call “the gnat student” frustrates me to no end.

The Gnat Student:

a student who will not stop booking you despite clear and numerous signs that you should part ways

I have a gnat student. It doesn’t matter how many priority bookings I ignore. It doesn’t matter what day or what time. It doesn’t matter that I end every feedback suggesting he find a new teacher. It doesn’t matter that I told the LP the same information.

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VIPKID Vibes: What You Should Know About Chinese New Year

Happy New Year, teachers! I hope 2019 treated you well. I’m back with a new blog post about something I figured new teachers especially might be wondering about: What is Chinese New Year, and how does it affect me? Here’s what you should know.

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What is Chinese New Year (CNY)?

Chinese New Year is a pretty big deal, and what I’d call equivalent to Christmas, as far as celebrations go. Students have a break from school and many of them travel to visit family. They decorate their homes, set off fireworks, eat a lot. Children get money in a red envelope called hongboa. You know, you’ve taught those Level 3 lessons, right? 🙂

Will CNY Affect My Schedule?

In short, yes.

You will most likely see a change in your bookings during this time. This year, CNY is January 25th. (It varies every year.) To give you an idea of what your bookings may look like, here’s my schedule from 2019: Continue reading

VIPKID Vibes: Top 10 Daily Posts You’re Guaranteed to See on Facebook

I don’t post to Facebook often and I rarely stray from the few VIPKID groups I’m in, but I do check the feed at least once a day. And I’ve definitely noticed a pattern. So here’s a list of posts you’re bound to see in VIPKID Facebook groups on any given day. In no particular order.

1) “Gif Me!”

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I love gifs. I mean, just look around. But these “Gif Me!” posts are so pointless. Why don’t you just search for your own gifs? That’s half the fun–and why all of my posts take me forever to finish.

2) Tagging Erik Chong

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I feel for Erik Chong. I really do. As a social media guy, community person, whatever his title is, people seem to think, if they want to be heard, just stick his name on the end of your post. I don’t want to know what his notifications look like. And he’s always getting blamed for things, like not listening to concerns. It’s unreal.

3) “Are your bookings low? My bookings are low. Anyone?”

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In short, yes. If you spent ten seconds reading, you would know this. So WHY would you start yet another thread about low bookings?

4) Have you gotten paid?

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Any posts related to money, really.

5) “This picture is inappropriate.”

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VIPKID Vibes: FAQ for Newbies, Part 3

Here are some more questions I’ve been noticing lately. And if you have any specific questions, please ask! I’m no expert, but I do know a few things.

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Do tokens expire?

The simple answer is yes–for some ungodly reason. To be more specific, here’s the breakdown:

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Here’s the weird thing. I had to dig for this info. It wasn’t in the Token FAQ section as expected, which makes me think they don’t want you to know that tokens expire. Pretty shady, no? Continue reading

VIPKID Vibes: Meg and Mike Puppets

I have a YouTube channel for my cat, Mocha. So this week, Mocha’s new video is an unboxing for Meg and Mike puppets!

I finally earned enough tokens to get the puppets, and they arrived last week. So here’s the thing: they are cute. But I’m glad I didn’t pay money for them. I’ve had them in my classroom for days and no one mentioned them. Had I spent $41, I’d be pretty bummed, but seeing as they cost me nothing, it’s no big deal. The choice is yours, but I strongly suggest you continue earning tokens and save your cash.

Enjoy the video!

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Please help Mocha reach 100 YouTube subscribers!

VIPKID Vibes Story Time: The Finish Type Fail

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Finish Type: how a class is labelled when it’s over

(“As Scheduled” “Student No Show” “Student IT” “Teacher No Show” “Teacher Cancellation 24 Hours” “Teacher Cancellation 2 Hours” “Teacher IT”)

Listen, this is a story I don’t want to tell. I just got over it, and now I’m bringing it all back again. But I do it for you. I hope you appreciate this and learn from it.

In my 2594 classes, I’ve been extremely fortunate. I’ve had one Teacher IT and one Teacher No Show. (My alarm didn’t go off so I missed my first class, but by some miracle, I woke up with 2 minutes to spare for my second class of the morning. Whew.)

Until last week, that is.

As some of you may know, I broke down and bought an iMac. And now I’m broke.

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Anyway, this computer is awesome and it makes teaching awesome because I can see now! More importantly, it’s fast enough that I can use the AR stickers that I wasn’t able to before. So fun! However, my computer decided it was going to update right before my first class started. Not ideal.

I will admit, I was cutting it a little close. I didn’t get downstairs to turn the computer on until 6:54 for a 7:00 class. So, yeah. BUT this is usually fine. I never turn the computer off—just to avoid something like this happening. I always just put it to sleep, and then it “wakes up” just fine. A lot quicker than I do, anyway.

So I go into a panic, especially when the estimated time is 33 minutes. It ended up being much quicker, but not quick enough for me to make it to class on time. Knowing I would be late, I contacted the fireman through the phone app. I took a picture of my computer with the little progress bar and typed to please wait, I had to restart my computer. Meanwhile, I had my laptop with me. First I had to download the app–because heaven forbid they let you teach without that. And wouldn’t you know, my laptop is too old to support the app. Thanks so much. Then, I think, maybe I can use my phone. I log in and see that my class isn’t listed. It was already a Teacher No Show. 7:05. Come on!


I played dumb with the fireman, and typed, “I’m here. Where is my class?” He/she checks…. “Sorry I see it is marked TNS.”

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Of course, thinking everything’s fine, because, hello, this fireman knows I’m right here, I ask for this to be changed to a Teacher IT. Makes sense to me. But the fireman is not authorized to change the finish type. I have to apply for this through the Teacher Portal.

I have to sit through five more classes, trying to be happy and not act like I was screwed over. It’s fine. I’m a great actress. You can’t teach middle school for five years and NOT be a great actress, you know? Continue reading